{"id":136,"date":"2012-11-10T21:38:59","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T05:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/furi.us\/?p=136"},"modified":"2014-08-17T01:39:19","modified_gmt":"2014-08-17T08:39:19","slug":"136","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/furi.us\/?p=136","title":{"rendered":"Mudman and Brak"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"centerimage\"><a href=\"http:\/\/furi.us\/wp-content\/furius\/2012\/11\/IMG_20121110_111242.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/furi.us\/wp-content\/furius\/2012\/11\/IMG_20121110_111242-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Kids crossing a sagging cushion bridge.\" title=\"Cushion bridge\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-137\" srcset=\"http:\/\/furi.us\/wp-content\/furius\/2012\/11\/IMG_20121110_111242-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/furi.us\/wp-content\/furius\/2012\/11\/IMG_20121110_111242-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/furi.us\/wp-content\/furius\/2012\/11\/IMG_20121110_111242.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><b>Ashton:<\/b> I am MudMan.  You are Mr Clean.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> I have the amazing power of napkins.<\/p>\n<p><b>Ashton:<\/b> I am sad.  I have no family.  My assistant is Brak.<\/p>\n<p><b>Brennan:<\/b> Here I am!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><b>&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> Oh no, Mudman has slipped off the cushion bridge into the canyon.  Brak, can you rescue him?<\/p>\n<p><b>Brennan:<\/b> He&#8217;s dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ashton: I am MudMan. You are Mr Clean. Me: I have the amazing power of napkins. Ashton: I am sad. I have no family. My assistant is Brak. Brennan: Here I am! &#8230; Me: Oh no, Mudman has slipped off the cushion bridge into the canyon. Brak, can you rescue him? Brennan: He&#8217;s dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":222,"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions\/222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/furi.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}